1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Click for More…
A talk about “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li” (May Contain spoilers)
So I have a friend who saw Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun
First off I would like to say:
This movie looked like it was going to suck because in the title it implies the story is about Chun-Li.. I do not dislike that character just the fact that Kristin Kreuk was playing her.. First thing about her.. SHE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK CHINESE???? WTF and secondly her upside down kick was apparently horrible.. and I guess thirdly I just never liked her much probably because of smallville..
The following are quotes of my friend and his thoughts.
Out of no where he said “So STREETFIGHER SUCKED BALLS” which started this whole thing…
“Chris Klein from american pie is a fucking cop in it, like WHAT THE FUCK!”
“You can’t take that guy seriously ”
“It was terrible acting”
I asked about main characters in the game and what not and he said:
“Ryu was talked about at the end”
“Bullrog was in it”
“Vince vega” ; “You see him for like 10 seconds and its done”
“Seriously though you see a glimpse of him near the start… you see his weapon, then later on she kills him, and you see about 10 seconds of him, hes dead, and no more”
“such a shit movie”
I than asked for a couple of lines about his thoughts and this is what I got..
“My thoughts on Streetfighter. Like most of my fellow capcom fans, We’re use to a certin degree of awesomeness, and unfortunately this movie did not deliver anything. The movie had terrible acting, terrible is to kind of a word, the acting made me want to punch a small baby. Other characters in the movie, like vince vega, who seen about 45 seconds of screen time, and other likes Detective Nash. Played by american pie costar Chris Klein, This movie is horrible in every way, I advise you not to watch, and save your money, the only good thing about this movie, is that i’ll never have to see it again.”
We also talked about the credits because there is Char / Char (Japan) played by the same person or w/e
you can check for yourself Here
To this he says:
“SEE THE MOVIE IS SO BAD THEY DONT KNOW WHOS IN IT”
This in all said.. I do not want to watch this movie in witch I did want to watch and I say.. Don’t waste your money either..
If you have to say other wise and can back up your decision let me know… Leave a comment or contact me in means of links around the website…
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So.. I haven’t posted in a while been really busy..
I haven’t really done much with videos.
I have got footage and than when I get around to editing it I feel its of the past. But maybe I will finish editing stuff and just post them cause meh..
Time sure has flown
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
What would you do for the one you love?
What would you do for the one you hate?
What would you do for a dollar?
What would you do for some McDonalds?
What would you do for a hug?
What would you do for a kiss?
What would you do?
I haven’t been on enough to edit my video.. I was putting in effects and got caught up with the real worlds..
It should be up in a couple of days hopefully..
Don’t really know what else too say..
I have been spending the little time I get to my computer wasting my time with.. Facebook and the App’s
If you want to add me just click Here
Omg First blog.. Aghh.. Thats not even a word..
I guess.. Hello, My name is Jonathon.. or Jon preferably..
I use the username Ev4sIoN because:
1. It seems good at the time
2. It’s Ironic that I can’t evade much..
3. Its unique.. With the 4 as an A (google ev4sion) and you will see what I mean
4. It’s alot of effort to change a username when you’ve signed up every where with one..
