Fallout 3 — Completely Random

I Came across this image from a friends screen­shots on xfire and thought it was retardedly funny.. Com­pletely ran­dom and makes no sense what so ever.. I have put the two pic­tures first than second (click to enlarge) and included a tran­script at the bot­tom in case you can not read the images.
Here are the images:

911 Dis­patcher: 911, What is the nature of your emer­gency?
Man: (Excitedly) The wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won’t eat my kid­neys! When I shake my state cap­itol it only yiels three fairy nap­kins, but now (Inter­rup­ted…)
911 Dis­patcher: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Con­tinu­ing) My banana slip­pers are like water boats because when the moon winks some­times it burns my ham­ster punches (Inter­rup­ted…)
911 Dis­pather: Alright sirm just remain where you are, I’m send­ing help.
Man: (Con­tinu­ing) and that’s how you get to llama school!
Call Ter­min­ated: Dispatch