I Came across this image from a friends screenshots on xfire and thought it was retardedly funny.. Completely random and makes no sense what so ever.. I have put the two pictures first than second (click to enlarge) and included a transcript at the bottom in case you can not read the images.
Here are the images:

911 Dispatcher: 911, What is the nature of your emergency?
Man: (Excitedly) The wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won’t eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yiels three fairy napkins, but now (Interrupted…)
911 Dispatcher: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Continuing) My banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches (Interrupted…)
911 Dispather: Alright sirm just remain where you are, I’m sending help.
Man: (Continuing) and that’s how you get to llama school!
Call Terminated: Dispatch