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Happy Canada Day!!!

Ξ July 1st, 2009 | → 2 Comments | ∇ random |

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Fallout 3 – Completely Random

Ξ June 23rd, 2009 | → 17 Comments | ∇ random |

I Came across this image from a friends screenshots on xfire and thought it was retardedly funny.. Completely random and makes no sense what so ever.. I have put the two pictures first than second (click to enlarge) and included a transcript at the bottom in case you can not read the images.
Here are the images:

911 Dispatcher: 911, What is the nature of your emergency?
Man: (Excitedly) The wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won’t eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yiels three fairy napkins, but now (Interrupted…)
911 Dispatcher: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Continuing) My banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches (Interrupted…)
911 Dispather: Alright sirm just remain where you are, I’m sending help.
Man: (Continuing) and that’s how you get to llama school!
Call Terminated: Dispatch

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Ξ June 23rd, 2009 | → 6 Comments | ∇ Uncategorized |

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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