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Happy Canada Day!!!

Ev4sIoN — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:09:06 +0000

I would just like to say:

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!

As most of you know it is Canada Day.. and for those who are like what?
What is this Canada Day you so such speak of?

Well my answer is this:
That sentance that contains your question sucks and makes little sense, but I will tell you that Canada Day (formerly Dominion Day) is Canada’s national day, a federal statutory holiday celebrating the anniversary of the 1 July 1867 enactment of the British North America Act, which united Canada as a single country, which was in turn composed of four provinces. Canada Day observances take place throughout Canada as well as internationally.

Now if you are still wondering what Canada day is you are probably just ~~from the United States~~ ignorant… Okay that just a joke no need to get upset, but I mean it falls under the same category that “All Canadians live in some form of igloo”. Well guess what you are absolutely right! Picture of my house below, along with my cousins, my friends and much more!!

Homes for Families

Underground Tunnels

Our Shopping Mall

The Work Place

Forts the kids Made

Our Community Centre

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!

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Fallout 3 – Completely Random

Ev4sIoN — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:35:50 +0000

I Came across this image from a friends screenshots on xfire and thought it was retardedly funny.. Completely random and makes no sense what so ever.. I have put the two pictures first than second (click to enlarge) and included a transcript at the bottom in case you can not read the images.
Here are the images:

911 Dispatcher: 911, What is the nature of your emergency?
Man: (Excitedly) The wings on my shoes shrunk and now the moths won’t eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yiels three fairy napkins, but now (Interrupted…)
911 Dispatcher: Could you please repeat that sir?
Man: (Continuing) My banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches (Interrupted…)
911 Dispather: Alright sirm just remain where you are, I’m sending help.
Man: (Continuing) and that’s how you get to llama school!
Call Terminated: Dispatch

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Ev4sIoN — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:11:11 +0000

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
“DO YOU HEAR THAT?”
“What?”
“Never mind, it’s gone now.”
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

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